Spade of the Scorned Lover

An exquisitely crafted steel shovel with a wooden handle.

''A fine calligraphy is engraved in the blade "Marlena, you salty bitch!". You wonder if the steel was tempered with ice or with tears.''

Improvised Two-Handed Melee

Type: Slashing

Damage: 1d6

Crit: 17-20, x2

Durability: 70

Hardness: 5

Special: If wielded one-handed Damage is 1d4 and Crit is x1 and blocking is increased by some number when I figure out the mechanic.